The real Hits 1 countdown - Hits 1 4/1/2025

Hi! So, a few quick announcements:

• I'm back to making countdown posts! Yay!
• Something weird happened on Hits 1 this week. They accidentally uploaded the wrong audio file of both the Weekend Countdown and Hitbound this week, so they reuploaded the real countdown and Hitbound today.
• Hitbound was shortened to 13 songs in celebration of Taylor Swift's Reputation (Taylor's Version), which was surprise-released on April 1st just as I correctly predicted, but only to certain special people. However, all the Hits 1 hosts were part of that group of special people so naturally they played songs from it on the station for all the world to hear.
• Overall, this was just the weirdest Hits 1 week ever.

Exits:

Halsey - Safeword (left from #26)

Chappell Roan - The Giver (left from #24)

Rose & Bruno Mars - Apt (left from #14)

Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars - Die With A Smile (left from #10)

Shaboozey - Good News (left from #7)

Rose - Toxic Till The End (left from #6)

Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club (left from #1 somehow)

Countdown:

#30: Avery Anna - Mr. Predictable (Re-entry)

#29: Sabrina Carpenter - Bed Chem (-28)

#28: Taylor Swift - Gorgeous (Taylor's Version) (Debut)

#27: Gotye & Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To Know (Re-entry)

#26: Doechii - Anxiety (-5)

#25: Gigi Perez - Sailor Song (-12)

#24: Doechii - Denial Is A River (+6)

#23: Dasha - Not At This Party (+5)

#22: Gracie Abrams - That's So True (-18)

#21: Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry (-10)

#20: Lady Gaga - Abracadabra (-17)

#19: Tate McRae - Revolving Door (+1)

#18: Lisa, Raye & Doja Cat - Born Again (+7)

#17: Kendrick Lamar & Sza - Luther (+6)

#16: Lizzo - Love In Real Life (=)

Countdown Extra: Taylor Swift - I Have A Reputation!!! (Featuring Kendrick Lamar & Lana Del Rey) (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (Good Snake Summer Version) (Recorded At Slightly Shorter Pond Studios) (Clean Bandit Remix) (Sadder Outro Version) (Featuring More Lana Del Rey) (Seventh Demo Edition) (One Hole In The Fence Remix) (Hits 1 Exclusive Acoustic Live Performance) (Featuring Spyder Harrison)

#15: Lizzo - Still Bad (+12)

#14: Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else (+5)

#13: Sza - Bmf (-1)

#12: Lola Young - Messy (-3)

#11: Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco & Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up (+6)

#10: The Weeknd - Cry For Me (+8)

#9: Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams (-4)

#8: Tate McRae - Sports Car (=)

#7: Alex Warren & Joe Jonas - Burning Down (+8)

#6: Almost Monday - Can't Slow Down (Debut) (???????????)

#5: Jennie & Dua Lipa - Handlebars (+24)

#4: Jon Bellion - Wash (Debut) (?????????????????????)

#3: Role Model - Sally, When The Wine Runs Out (+19)

#2: Harry Styles - Daylight (Debut) (???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????)

#1: Taylor Swift - No Further Explanation (Featuring Camila Cabello) (24 Hour Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (Sad Snake Spring Version) (Recorded At Long Pond Studios) (Elvira Remix) (Angrier Outro Version) (Featuring Travis Kelce) (Thirteenth Demo Edition) (Five Holes In The Fence Remix) (Hits 1 Exclusive Acoustic Live Performance) (Featuring The Morning Mash-Up) (Debut) (??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????)

Great, seven debuts. Let's get started. First up is Gorgeous (Taylor's Version), a re-recording of my favorite song from Reputation. I'm sure it'll do great on here, maybe even hit #1 for 13 weeks...? Let's just hope Dress (Taylor's Version) doesn't overly dominate it.

Um, why did Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye & Kimbra re-enter? Even better question, why did it re-enter in the spot right next to Anxiety by Doechii? That means we all had to listen to essentially the same song twice in a row.

Mr. Predictable also re-entered for some reason, and of course it's at #30 again. Now let's see how long this spends at #30.

Alright, now the higher debuts are where things get really questionable. Can't Slow Down and Wash debuted at #6 and #4 respectively. Why couldn't we just let them rot in Hitbound?

*sigh* After spending approximately half as many weeks in the abyss as there are Taylor Swift songs, Harry the Clown's random 2022 track Daylight finally made its countdown debut... at #2.

And the highest debut, coming in at #1 and breaking all kinds of records is... drumroll please... drdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdr... Taylor Swift - No Further Explanation (Featuring Camila Cabello) (24 Hour Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (Sad Snake Spring Version) (Recorded At Long Pond Studios) (Elvira Remix) (Angrier Outro Version) (Featuring Travis Kelce) (Thirteenth Demo Edition) (Five Holes In The Fence Remix) (Hits 1 Exclusive Acoustic Live Performance) (Featuring The Morning Mash-Up)! I don't know how this debuted, but I hope it stays #1 for 13 weeks, because it's an incredible song. The song's literally a whole day long, and yet it still somehow feels like the song itself is shorter than the title... when's the last time you saw a title with thirteen subtitles?!

Biggest jump: Jennie & Dua Lipa - Handlebars (+24)

Biggest drop: Sabrina Carpenter - Bed Chem (-28)

Missed song: Taylor Swift - All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (Sad Girl Autumn Version) (Recorded At Long Pond Studios)

Recommendation for Hits 1: Taylor Swift - Tongue Of The Snake (Featuring Ariana Grande) (9:59 Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (Lonely Snake Monsoon Version) (Recorded At The Lakes Where All The Poets Went To Die) (Bleachers Remix) (Happier Outro Version) (Featuring Abigail Anderson) (22nd Demo Edition) (Fifty-Nine-Thousand Holes In The Fence Remix) (Live Performance From Taylor Swift's Kitchen) (Featuring A Verse Sung By Matty Healy Over The Phone From The Black Dog While A Mechanic In The Background Continues To Fix The Rental Car He Crashed Last Year)

Hitbound:

Imogen Heap - Headlock

Taylor Swift - Dress (Taylor's Version) (Debut)

Lyn Lapid - Buttons (Debut)

Taylor Swift - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (Debut) (???)

Grentperez & Ruel - Dandelion (Debut)

Emei - Crazy Stupid Love

Dove Cameron - Too Much

Halsey - Safeword (Re-entry) (??????)

Chappell Roan - The Giver (Re-entry) (????????????)

Billie Eilish - Birds Of A Feather (Re-entry) (???????????????????????)

Taylor Swift - Don't You (Debut) (???????????????????????????????)

Olivia Rodrigo - Teenage Dream (Debut) (????????????????????????????????????????????)

Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift (Featuring The Old Taylor) (2,190 Day Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (Orange Snake Swift Season Version) (Recorded At The Rainbow Kingdom Where The ME! Music Video Was Filmed) (DJ Khaled Remix) (Redder Outro Version) (Featuring John Mayer) (94th Demo Edition) (3582792487693763872 Holes In The Fence Remix) (Live Performance From Taylor Swift's Other Kitchen) (Featuring You) (Debut) (???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????)

For whatever reason, Hits 1 picked up on the re-recording of my least favorite song on Reputation by far. Hopefully, Dress drops out of Hitbound and lets Gorgeous TV get the success it deserves.

Lyn Lapid makes her much-deserved Hits 1 debut with Buttons. This is a great song. Stellar production, relatable lyrics, gorgeous vocals. I hope this does well.

A second Taylor Swift song debuts. I'm not complaining, but why is The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived here a year late when we got plenty of exclusive Reputation re-recordings and vault tracks?

Grentperez & Ruel are here with Dandelion. This song has a super unique sound to the production and fantastic lyrics. I hope this debuts although it's very unlikely.

Uhhhhhhhh why did Safeword and The Giver both re-enter Hitbound after leaving the countdown?!

For the first time I believe since Watermelon Sugar in 2019-2020, we had a song enter Hitbound multiple weeks after having left the countdown. Of all things, it was Birds Of A Feather, after already having spent a record-breakingly long time on the countdown. I'm so confused at the current state of Hitbound.

Ok, don't get me wrong, I love Don't You very much, but come on Hits 1, are you serious? It's a Fearless TV FTV non-single from 2021 that most of the general public has completely forgotten about as far as I'm concerned, so did anyone really need it to debut Hitbound in April of 2025?

Same with Teenage Dream I guess, but I'm much more glad about that one. Wow, I can't believe Teenage Dream debuted and I'm just acting like it's normal. Hitbound has officially gone insane, hasn't it.

And we end Hitbound with yet another Rep TV FTV track with thirteen parentheticals. You may be wondering, what does "Featuring You" mean? Well, the percussion part in this song is apparently comprised of sound effects that sample the voices of every human being on the planet. Not creepy at all.

Yeah, so obviously this was a troll. It was all an April Fools joke. No, the weekend countdown wasn't wrong. No, there was no surprise exclusive release of Rep TV. And no, I'm not back to making countdown posts. Sooooooooo, normally this kind of post would be paired with some kind of huge announcement, and I originally had an event planned, but I decided to cancel it because I thought it would be too hard for me to keep up with at the moment. I'll be quite busy for these next few months, so I'll wait until I have more time for regular posts.

That's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

Hallett's Hits 3/31/25

Hi! Welcome to another installment of my bloggio station, Hallett's Hits! (Yay me, I got this post out on time!) So, due to my sickness earlier this month and being busy a lot of the time, yes, I waited until literally the last day of the month to post my monthly album review. I know, how could I. But you will undoubtedly see my review of Rosie by Rosé by the very end of the day today. Anyway, here is my Hallett's Hits chart for this week!

Hallett's Top 20

Exits:

Grentperez & Ruel - Dandelion (1 wk: Peak #20)

Taylor Swift - I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) (4 wk: Peak #12)

Rose - Not The Same (3 wk: Peak #4)

Golden Extra: Mitski - My Love Mine All Mine

#20: Sabrina Carpenter - Bad Reviews (-1) (3 wk: Peak #18)

#19: Rocco - If Only With You (-1) (2 wk: Peak #18)

#18: Cynthia Erivo - Replay (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #18)

#17: Caroline Polachek - Starburned & Unkissed (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #17)

#16: The Marias - No One Noticed (-2) (6 wk: Peak #9)

Underground Extra: Debbii Dawson - Solitude

#15: Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club (-2) (6 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk)

#14: Sabrina Carpenter - Couldn't Make It Any Harder (-5) (4 wk: Peak #3)

#13: Rose - Stay A Little Longer (+4) (3 wk: Peak #13)

#12: Finneas - For Crying Out Loud (-6) (4 wk: Peak #6)

#11: Pearl Jam - Upper Hand (-4) (5 wk: Peak #7)

Rising Extra: Dua Lipa & Troye Sivan - Physical

#10: Taylor Swift - Loml (Re-entry) (3 wk: Peak #10)

#9: Finneas - Lotus Eater (-1) (6 wk: Peak #6)

#8: Cynthia Erivo - I'm Not That Girl (+4) (4 wk: Peak #8)

#7: Imogen Heap - Headlock (-5) (3 wk: Peak #2)

#6: Chappell Roan - The Giver (+4) (2 wk: Peak #6)

Almost There Extra: Ariana Grande - End Of The World (Extended)

#5: Taylor Swift - The Manuscript (+10) (4 wk: Peak #5)

#4: Billie Eilish - Blue (=) (3 wk: Peak #4)

#3: Billie Eilish - The Greatest (=) (3 wk: Peak #3)

#2: Finneas - Same Old Story (+3) (5 wk: Peak #2)

April Fools Extra (aka Reputation Taylor's Version theory clowing extra): Taylor Swift - Gorgeous

#1: Taylor Swift - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (=) (5 wk: Peak #1 for 4 wk)

Biggest jump of the week: Taylor Swift - The Manuscript (+10)

Biggest drop of the week: Finneas - For Crying Out Loud (-6)

Almost There

Lizzy McAlpine - Drunk, Running (5)

Ariana Grande - End Of The World (Extended) (Debut)

Lyn Lapid - Death Wish (Debut)

Doechii - Anxiety (Debut)

Bad Suns - Communicating (2)

Lizzo - Love In Real Life (Debut)

Cil - You're A Liar (You Love Me) (3)

Henry Moodie - Indigo (Debut)

Finneas - What's It Gonna Take To Break Your Heart? (5)

Dua Lipa & Troye Sivan - Physical (Debut)

AT Dropouts:

Vampire Weekend - Ice Cream Piano (1) (purged) (exits due to time cutoff)

Chloe Qisha - 21st Century Cool Girl (1) (purged)

Debbii Dawson - Solitude (1) (purged)

Haim - Relationships (1) (enters abyss)

Yungblud - Hello Heaven Hello (1) (enters abyss)

Justice & Tame Impala - Neverender (1) (enters abyss)

Abyss

Brandi Carlile & Elton John - Swing For The Fences

Cynthia Erivo & Ariana Grande - Defying Gravity

Doechii - Denial Is A River

Gracie Abrams & Taylor Swift - Us

Griff - Last Night's Mascara

Haim - Relationships

Halsey - Ego

Japanese Breakfast - Orlando In Love

Justice & Tame Impala - Neverender

Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please

Yungblud - Hello Heaven Hello

Abyss Removals:

Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else

James Arthur - Karaoke

Lola Young - Messy

Sabrina Carpenter & Dolly Parton - Please Please Please

Recurrent

Ariana Grande - Ghostin

Ariana Grande - Imperfect For You

Ariana Grande - We Can't Be Friends

Avril Lavigne - I'm With You

Beabadoobee - Glue Song

Beyonce & Miley Cyrus - II Most Wanted (newly added!)

Beyonce - Jolene (newly added!)

Billie Eilish - Everything I Wanted 

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever

Billie Eilish - My Future

Brandi Carlile - The Joke

Brandi Carlile - The Mother

Brandi Carlile - The Story

Camila Cabello - First Man

Camila Cabello - Havana

Camila Cabello - Shameless

Chappell Roan - California

Chappell Roan - Kaleidoscope

Finneas - Let's Fall In Love For The Night

Finneas - The Kids Are All Dying

Gracie Abrams - I Know It Won't Work

Halsey - Without Me

Halsey - You Should Be Sad

Joshua Bassett - Crisis

Katy Perry - Firework

Laufey & Beabadoobee - A Night To Remember

Laufey - From The Start

Laufey - Goddess

Laufey - Letter To My 13 Year Old Self

Laufey - Second Best

Laufey - Trouble

Lizzy McAlpine - Ceilings

Lizzy McAlpine & Ben Kessler - Reckless Driving

Lyn Lapid - Detached (newly added!)

Maggie Rogers & Zach Bryan - Dawns

Miley Cyrus - Angels Like You

Mitski - Bug Like An Angel

Mitski - I'm Your Man

Mitski - My Love Mine All Mine

Mitski - Washing Machine Heart (newly added!)

Noah Kahan & Brandi Carlile - You're Gonna Go Far

Noah Kahan & Gracie Abrams - Everywhere, Everything 

Olivia Rodrigo - 1 Step Forward, 3 Steps Back

Olivia Rodrigo - All I Want

Olivia Rodrigo - Ballad Of A Homeschooled Girl

Olivia Rodrigo - Can't Catch Me Now

Olivia Rodrigo - Deja Vu

Olivia Rodrigo - Drivers License

Olivia Rodrigo - Favorite Crime

Olivia Rodrigo - Get Him Back

Olivia Rodrigo - Good 4 U

Olivia Rodrigo - Happier

Olivia Rodrigo - Hope Ur Ok

Olivia Rodrigo - Lacy

Olivia Rodrigo - Logical

Olivia Rodrigo - Scared Of My Guitar

Olivia Rodrigo - Stranger

Olivia Rodrigo - Teenage Dream

Olivia Rodrigo - Vampire

Sabrina Carpenter - Nonsense 

Taylor Swift - All Too Well

Taylor Swift - Clean (newly added!)

Taylor Swift - Closure

Taylor Swift - Death By A Thousand Cuts

Taylor Swift - Enchanted

Taylor Swift - Epiphany

Taylor Swift - Happiness

Taylor Swift - Last Kiss

Taylor Swift - State Of Grace

Taylor Swift - The Best Day

Taylor Swift - The Way I Loved You

Taylor Swift - Tolerate It

Recurrent Removals:

Taylor Swift - Timeless

I'll add more to that list later, but that's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

Hallett's Hits 3/24/25

Hi! Welcome to another installment of my bloggio station, Hallett's Hits! In case you didn't see my comment on the last one, I was really sick earlier this week, so I wasn't able to get out my Hallett's Hits post on time. I promise, that came as a complete surprise but I'm going to try to avoid late posts as much as possible! Anyway, here is Monday's chart. Let's get this week started with some new hits!

Hallett's Top 20

Exits:

Rose - Vampirehollie (2 wk: Peak #19)

Taylor Swift - Loml (2 wk: Peak #11)

Olivia Rodrigo - Scared Of My Guitar (3 wk: Peak #9) (exits due to time cutoff)

Olivia Rodrigo - Stranger (3 wk: Peak #2) (exits due to time cutoff)

Golden Extra: Billie Eilish - Everything I Wanted

#20: Grentperez & Ruel - Dandelion (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #20)

#19: Sabrina Carpenter - Bad Reviews (-1) (2 wk: Peak #18)

#18: Rocco - If Only With You (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #18)

#17: Rose - Stay A Little Longer (=) (2 wk: Peak #17)

#16: Taylor Swift - I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) (-4) (4 wk: Peak #12)

Underground Extra: Chloe Qisha - 21st Century Cool Girl

#15: Taylor Swift - The Manuscript (Re-entry) (3 wk: Peak #5)

#14: The Marias - No One Noticed (-1) (5 wk: Peak #9)

#13: Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club (+2) (5 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk)

#12: Cynthia Erivo - I'm Not That Girl (+8) (3 wk: Peak #12)

#11: Rose - Not The Same (-7) (3 wk: Peak #4)

Rising Extra: Doechii - Denial Is A River

#10: Chappell Roan - The Giver (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #10)

#9: Sabrina Carpenter - Couldn't Make It Any Harder (-6) (3 wk: Peak #3)

#8: Finneas - Lotus Eater (=) (5 wk: Peak #6)

#7: Pearl Jam - Upper Hand (+8) (4 wk: Peak #8)

#6: Finneas - For Crying Out Loud (+2) (3 wk: Peak #6)

Almost There Extra: Yungblud - Hello Heaven Hello

#5: Finneas - Same Old Story (-3) (4 wk: Peak #2)

#4: Billie Eilish - Blue (+2) (2 wk: Peak #4)

#3: Billie Eilish - The Greatest (+2) (2 wk: Peak #3)

#2: Imogen Heap - Headlock (+12) (2 wk: Peak #2)

Pandemiversary Extra: Twenty One Pilots - Level Of Concern

#1: Taylor Swift - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (=) (4 wk: Peak #1 for 3 wk)

Biggest jump of the week: Imogen Heap - Headlock (+12)

Biggest drop of the week: Rose - Not The Same (-7)

Almost There

Chloe Qisha - 21st Century Cool Girl (Debut)

Debbii Dawson - Solitude (Debut)

Bad Suns - Communicating (Debut)

Vampire Weekend - Ice Cream Piano (Debut)

Haim - Relationships (Debut)

Yungblud - Hello Heaven Hello (Debut)

Justice & Tame Impala - Neverender (Debut)

Finneas - What's It Gonna Take To Break Your Heart? (4)

Cil - You're A Liar (You Love Me) (2)

Lizzy McAlpine - Drunk, Running (4)

AT Dropouts:

Brandi Carlile & Elton John - Swing For The Fences (1) (enters abyss)

Cynthia Erivo - Replay (1) (enters abyss)

Japanese Breakfast - Orlando In Love (1) (enters abyss)

Knox - 50/50 (1) (purged)

Abyss

Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else

Brandi Carlile & Elton John - Swing For The Fences

Caroline Polachek - Starburned & Unkissed

Cynthia Erivo & Ariana Grande - Defying Gravity

Cynthia Erivo - Replay

Doechii - Denial Is A River

Gracie Abrams & Taylor Swift - Us

Griff - Last Night's Mascara

Halsey - Ego

James Arthur - Karaoke

Japanese Breakfast - Orlando In Love

Lola Young - Messy

Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please

Sabrina Carpenter & Dolly Parton - Please Please Please

Taylor Swift - The Manuscript

Recurrent

Ariana Grande - Ghostin

Ariana Grande - Imperfect For You

Ariana Grande - We Can't Be Friends

Avril Lavigne - I'm With You (newly added!)

Beabadoobee - Glue Song (newly added!)

Billie Eilish - Everything I Wanted 

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever

Billie Eilish - My Future

Brandi Carlile - The Joke

Brandi Carlile - The Mother

Brandi Carlile - The Story

Camila Cabello - First Man

Camila Cabello - Havana

Camila Cabello - Shameless

Chappell Roan - California (newly added!)

Chappell Roan - Kaleidoscope (newly added!)

Finneas - Let's Fall In Love For The Night

Finneas - The Kids Are All Dying

Gracie Abrams - I Know It Won't Work

Halsey - Without Me (newly added!)

Halsey - You Should Be Sad (newly added!)

Joshua Bassett - Crisis

Katy Perry - Firework

Laufey & Beabadoobee - A Night To Remember

Laufey - From The Start

Laufey - Goddess

Laufey - Letter To My 13 Year Old Self (newly added!)

Laufey - Second Best

Laufey - Trouble

Lizzy McAlpine - Ceilings

Lizzy McAlpine & Ben Kessler - Reckless Driving

Maggie Rogers & Zach Bryan - Dawns (newly added!)

Miley Cyrus - Angels Like You (newly added!)

Mitski - Bug Like An Angel

Mitski - I'm Your Man (newly added!)

Mitski - My Love Mine All Mine

Noah Kahan & Brandi Carlile - You're Gonna Go Far (newly added!)

Noah Kahan & Gracie Abrams - Everywhere, Everything (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - 1 Step Forward, 3 Steps Back (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - All I Want (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Ballad Of A Homeschooled Girl (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Can't Catch Me Now

Olivia Rodrigo - Deja Vu (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Drivers License (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Favorite Crime (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Get Him Back (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Good 4 U

Olivia Rodrigo - Happier (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Hope Ur Ok (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Lacy (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Logical (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Scared Of My Guitar

Olivia Rodrigo - Stranger

Olivia Rodrigo - Teenage Dream

Olivia Rodrigo - Vampire

Sabrina Carpenter - Nonsense 

Taylor Swift - All Too Well

Taylor Swift - Closure

Taylor Swift - Death By A Thousand Cuts

Taylor Swift - Enchanted

Taylor Swift - Epiphany

Taylor Swift - Happiness

Taylor Swift - Last Kiss

Taylor Swift - State Of Grace

Taylor Swift - The Best Day

Taylor Swift - The Way I Loved You

Taylor Swift - Timeless

Taylor Swift - Tolerate It

I'll add more to that list later, but that's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

Hallett's Hits 3/17/25

Hi! Welcome back to Hallett's Hits! Sooooooo, I kinda forgot that Hit Me Hard And Soft wasn't released until May of last year so it actually still meets the time criteria, in case you were wondering why I waited until this week to add those two songs... Also, if you like my "bloggio station" concept, Bubby is developing their radio station BubbyFM to be formatted a lot like mine, so you should definitely check that out as well! Anyway, let's get this week started with some new hits!

Hallett's Top 20

Exits:

Kelsea Ballerini & Noah Kahan - Cowboys Cry Too (1 wk: Peak #20)

James Arthur - ADHD (1 wk: Peak #18)

Beabadoobee - Beaches (3 wk: Peak #7)

Finneas - Little Window (2 wk: Peak #6)

Taylor Swift - The Manuscript (2 wk: Peak #5)

Sabrina Carpenter - Dumb & Poetic (3 wk: Peak #3)

Golden Extra: Olivia Rodrigo - Good 4 U

#20: Cynthia Erivo - I'm Not That Girl (-3) (2 wk: Peak #17)

#19: Rose - Vampirehollie (=) (2 wk: Peak #19)

#18: Sabrina Carpenter - Bad Reviews (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #18)

#17: Rose - Stay A Little Longer (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #17)

#16: Pearl Jam - Upper Hand (=) (3 wk: Peak #16)

Underground Extra: Rocco - If Only With You

#15: Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club (-7) (4 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk)

#14: Imogen Heap - Headlock (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #14)

#13: The Marias - No One Noticed (+2) (4 wk: Peak #9)

#12: Taylor Swift - I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) (+1) (3 wk: Peak #12)

#11: Taylor Swift - Loml (+1) (2 wk: Peak #11)

Rising Extra: Chappell Roan - The Giver

#10: Olivia Rodrigo - Scared Of My Guitar (-1) (3 wk: Peak #9)

#9: Finneas - Lotus Eater (-2) (4 wk: Peak #6)

#8: Finneas - For Crying Out Loud (Re-entry) (2 wk: Peak #8)

#7: Olivia Rodrigo - Stranger (-5) (3 wk: Peak #2)

#6: Billie Eilish - Blue (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #6)

Almost There Extra: Brandi Carlile & Elton John - Swing For The Fences

#5: Billie Eilish - The Greatest (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #5)

#4: Rose - Not The Same (+7) (2 wk: Peak #4)

#3: Sabrina Carpenter - Couldn't Make It Any Harder (+7) (2 wk: Peak #3)

#2: Finneas - Same Old Story (+2) (3 wk: Peak #2)

🍀St. Patrick's Day Extra🍀: Lorde - Green Light

#1: Taylor Swift - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (=) (3 wk: Peak #1 for 2 wk)

Biggest jump of the week: tie between Rose - Not The Same & Sabrina Carpenter - Couldn't Make It Any Harder (+7)

Biggest drop of the week: Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club (-7)

Almost There

Chappell Roan - The Giver (Debut)

Lizzy McAlpine - Drunk, Running (3)

Brandi Carlile & Elton John - Swing For The Fences (Debut)

Grentperez & Ruel - Dandelion (2)

Knox - 50/50 (Debut)

Finneas - What's It Gonna Take To Break Your Heart? (3)

Cynthia Erivo - Replay (Debut)

Rocco - If Only With You (Debut)

Cil - You're A Liar (You Love Me) (Debut)

Japanese Breakfast - Orlando In Love (Debut)

AT Dropouts:

Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco & Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up (2) (purged)

Sabrina Carpenter - 15 Minutes (1) (purged)

James Arthur - Karaoke (1) (enters abyss)

Lola Young - Messy (1) (kiiiinda - will not be counted towards the Almost There dropout list since it has been on the countdown) (enters abyss)

Abyss

Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else

Caroline Polachek - Starburned & Unkissed

Cynthia Erivo & Ariana Grande - Defying Gravity

Doechii - Denial Is A River

Gracie Abrams & Taylor Swift - Us

Griff - Last Night's Mascara

Halsey - Ego

James Arthur - Karaoke

Lola Young - Messy

Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please

Sabrina Carpenter & Dolly Parton - Please Please Please (remix) (newly added! - interchangeable airplay with original)

Taylor Swift - The Manuscript

Recurrent

Ariana Grande - Ghostin

Ariana Grande - Imperfect For You

Ariana Grande - We Can't Be Friends

Billie Eilish - Everything I Wanted 

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever

Billie Eilish - My Future

Brandi Carlile - The Joke

Brandi Carlile - The Mother

Brandi Carlile - The Story

Camila Cabello - First Man

Camila Cabello - Havana

Camila Cabello - Shameless

Finneas - Let's Fall In Love For The Night

Finneas - The Kids Are All Dying

Gracie Abrams - I Know It Won't Work

Joshua Bassett - Crisis

Katy Perry - Firework

Laufey & Beabadoobee - A Night To Remember

Laufey - From The Start

Laufey - Goddess

Laufey - Second Best

Laufey - Trouble

Lizzy McAlpine - Ceilings

Lizzy McAlpine & Ben Kessler - Reckless Driving

Mitski - Bug Like An Angel

Mitski - My Love Mine All Mine

Olivia Rodrigo - Can't Catch Me Now

Olivia Rodrigo - Good 4 U 

Olivia Rodrigo - Teenage Dream

Olivia Rodrigo - Vampire

Sabrina Carpenter - Nonsense 

Taylor Swift - All Too Well

Taylor Swift - Closure

Taylor Swift - Death By A Thousand Cuts

Taylor Swift - Enchanted

Taylor Swift - Epiphany

Taylor Swift - Happiness

Taylor Swift - Last Kiss

Taylor Swift - State Of Grace

Taylor Swift - The Best Day

Taylor Swift - The Way I Loved You

Taylor Swift - Timeless

Taylor Swift - Tolerate It

I'll add more to that list later, but that's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

Hallett's St. Patrick's Day Playlist

Hi! This is a new playlist of songs that are great to listen to today now that it's St. Patrick's Day!

Lorde - Green Light

Taylor Swift - The Lucky One

Halsey - Lucky

Niall Horan - Heaven

Taylor Swift - Gold Rush

Kacey Musgraves - Rainbow

George Ezra - Green Green Grass

Taylor Swift - Daylight

Imelda May - It's Not Easy Being Green

Krewella - Greenlights

Hallett's Pre-St. Patrick's Day Playlist

Hi! This is a great playlist of songs to listen to today! Because of St. Patrick's Day, you won't be able to listen to any of these songs tomorrow, so listen while you still can.

Taylor Swift - Maroon

Coldplay - Yellow

Lizzo - Pink

Megan Moroney - Tennessee Orange

Taylor Swift - White Horse

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

Mimi Webb - Red Flags

Billie Eilish - Blue

Pearl Jam - Black

Taylor Swift - Red

Hallett's Hits 3/10/25 (and still a few more things to clear up)

Hi! Welcome to my second installment of my weekly "radio" show, even though it's not a real radio station... Soooo, I'm changing the definitions of "abyss" and "recurrent". I'm separating them into two different categories. They're similar, but there are some distinctions. Also, I added a few new countdown extras: instead of two Almost There extras and two throwback extras, I'm having one of each of those, an underground extra, a rising extra, and occasionally an "extra extra", which this week is an unreleased extra I wanted to highlight. I explain all of that in much more detail in my new page of info about Hallett's Hits, which you can find here! Also, although I'm not doing countdown and Hitbound reviews anymore, feel free to leave a comment below if you want to ask for my opinion on a certain song. Alright, with that out of the way, let's get the list started!

Hallett's Top 20

Exits:

Ariana Grande - Imperfect For You (1 wk: Peak #17) (purged due to time cutoff)

Gracie Abrams - I Love You I'm Sorry (2 wk: Peak #4)

Laufey - Trouble (1 wk: Peak #15) (purged due to time cutoff)

Cynthia Erivo & Ariana Grande - Defying Gravity (2 wk: Peak #2)

Finneas - For Crying Out Loud (1 wk: Peak #8)

Halsey - Ego (2 wk: Peak #4)

Laufey - Goddess (1 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk) (purged due to time cutoff)

Throwback Extra: Brandi Carlile - The Joke

#20: Kelsea Ballerini & Noah Kahan - Cowboys Cry Too (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #20)

#19: Rose - Vampirehollie (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #19)

#18: James Arthur - ADHD (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #18)

#17: Cynthia Erivo - I'm Not That Girl (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #17)

#16: Pearl Jam - Upper Hand (+4) (2 wk: Peak #16)

Underground Extra: Grentperez & Ruel - Dandelion

#15: The Marias - No One Noticed (-1) (3 wk: Peak #9)

#14: Beabadoobee - Beaches (-2) (3 wk: Peak #7)

#13: Taylor Swift - I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) (=) (2 wk: Peak #13)

#12: Taylor Swift - Loml (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #12)

#11: Rose - Not The Same (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #11)

Rising Extra: Lola Young - Messy

#10: Sabrina Carpenter - Couldn't Make It Any Harder (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #10)

#9: Olivia Rodrigo - Scared Of My Guitar (+10) (2 wk: Peak #9)

#8: Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club (+1) (3 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk)

#7: Finneas - Lotus Eater (=) (3 wk: Peak #6)

#6: Finneas - Little Window (=) (2 wk: Peak #6)

Almost There Extra: Sabrina Carpenter - 15 Minutes

#5: Taylor Swift - The Manuscript (+6) (2 wk: Peak #5)

#4: Finneas - Same Old Story (+1) (2 wk: Peak #4)

#3: Sabrina Carpenter - Dumb & Poetic (=) (3 wk: Peak #3)

#2: Olivia Rodrigo - Stranger (+16) (2 wk: Peak #2)

Unreleased Extra: Chappell Roan - The Giver

#1: Taylor Swift - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (+1) (2 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk)

Biggest jump of the week: Olivia Rodrigo - Stranger (+16)

Biggest drop of the week: Beabadoobee - Beaches (-2) (not much of a biggest drop...)

Almost There

Sabrina Carpenter - 15 Minutes (Debut)

Lizzy McAlpine - Drunk, Running (2)

Grentperez & Ruel - Dandelion (Debut)

Finneas - What's It Gonna Take To Break Your Heart? (2)

James Arthur - Karaoke (Debut)

Imogen Heap - Headlock (Debut)

Lola Young - Messy (Debut-ish) (enters AT after previously being on countdown)

Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco & Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up (2)

Rose - Stay A Little Longer (Debut)

Sabrina Carpenter - Bad Reviews (Debut)

AT Dropouts:

Alessi Rose - IKYK (1) (purged)

Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else (1) (enters the abyss)

Doechii - Denial Is A River (1) (enters the abyss)

Sabrina Carpenter - Busy Woman (1) (purged)

Shinedown - Three Six Five (1) (purged)

Sza - Bmf (1) (purged)

Abyss

Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else

Caroline Polachek - Starburned & Unkissed (newly added!)

Cynthia Erivo & Ariana Grande - Defying Gravity

Doechii - Denial Is A River

Finneas - For Crying Out Loud

Gracie Abrams & Taylor Swift - Us (newly added!)

Griff - Last Night's Mascara

Halsey - Ego

Recurrent

Ariana Grande - Ghostin (newly added!)

Ariana Grande - Imperfect For You

Ariana Grande - We Can't Be Friends

Billie Eilish - Everything I Wanted (newly added!)

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever (newly added!)

Billie Eilish - My Future (newly added!)

Brandi Carlile - The Joke

Brandi Carlile - The Mother

Brandi Carlile - The Story (newly added!)

Camila Cabello - First Man

Camila Cabello - Havana (newly added!)

Camila Cabello - Shameless (newly added!)

Finneas - Let's Fall In Love For The Night (newly added!)

Finneas - The Kids Are All Dying (newly added!)

Gracie Abrams - I Know It Won't Work

Joshua Bassett - Crisis (newly added!)

Katy Perry - Firework

Laufey & Beabadoobee - A Night To Remember (newly added!)

Laufey - From The Start

Laufey - Goddess

Laufey - Second Best

Laufey - Trouble

Lizzy McAlpine - Ceilings

Lizzy McAlpine & Ben Kessler - Reckless Driving (newly added!)

Mitski - Bug Like An Angel (newly added!)

Mitski - My Love Mine All Mine

Olivia Rodrigo - Can't Catch Me Now (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Good 4 U (newly added!)

Olivia Rodrigo - Teenage Dream

Olivia Rodrigo - Vampire

Sabrina Carpenter - Nonsense (newly added!)

Taylor Swift - All Too Well

Taylor Swift - Closure

Taylor Swift - Death By A Thousand Cuts

Taylor Swift - Enchanted

Taylor Swift - Epiphany

Taylor Swift - Happiness

Taylor Swift - Last Kiss

Taylor Swift - State Of Grace

Taylor Swift - The Best Day

Taylor Swift - The Way I Loved You

Taylor Swift - Timeless

Taylor Swift - Tolerate It

I'll add more to that list later, but that's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

Hallett's Hits 3/3/25 (chart cleanup & updates)

Hi! So, I've made a lot of changes to my personal chart system...

• I'm broadening the name to Hallett's Hits, since it's not just Hallett's Top 20. You'll see.
• I'm making Hallett's Top 20 a weekly chart since once a month felt too infrequent. I will release it every Monday. It will sort of replace the Weekend Countdown/Hitbound reviews I originally planned on doing every week.
• I'm expanding the cutoff time to one year. Any song that released and/or charted in the past year is eligible before getting purged. So, this means that the Eternal Sunshine & Bewitched Goddess tracks are eligible for one more week, Guts (spilled) tracks are eligible for approximately another month, and The Tortured Poets Department & Dark Matter tracks are eligible for two more months.
• I'm adding a 10-song collection each week called Almost There, which is like my equivalent of Hitbound. The cutoff time for Almost There is the same as the Top 20.
• I'm incorporating two extras throughout the countdown: the Almost There Extra, and the Throwback Extra. There will be two of each every week.
• Finally, I'm also including a list of abyss/recurrent songs each week. These don't have a cutoff time.

Alright, now that we've gotten the announcements out of the way, let's get the list started!

Hallett's Top 20

Giant list of exits:

Kesha - Delusional (1 wk: Peak #20)

Nessa Barrett - Pins & Needles (1 wk: Peak #19)

Lola Young - Messy (1 wk: Peak #18)

Griff - Last Night's Mascara (1 wk: Peak #17)

Charli XCX & Troye Sivan - Talk Talk (1 wk: Peak #16)

Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please (1 wk: Peak #15)

Chappell Roan - Good Luck Babe (1 wk: Peak #14)

Gracie Abrams - Close To You (1 wk: Peak #13)

Camila Cabello - Godspeed (1 wk: Peak #12)

Halsey - Panic Attack (1 wk: Peak #11)

Raye - Oscar Winning Tears (1 wk: Peak #10)

Rose - Toxic Till The End (1 wk: Peak #8)

Throwback Extra: Taylor Swift - All Too Well

#20: Pearl Jam - Upper Hand (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #20)

#19: Olivia Rodrigo - Scared Of My Guitar (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #19)

#18: Olivia Rodrigo - Stranger (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #18)

#17: Ariana Grande - Imperfect For You (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #17)

#16: Gracie Abrams - I Love You I'm Sorry (-12) (2 wk: Peak #4)

Almost There Extra: Doechii - Denial Is A River

#15: Laufey - Trouble (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #15)

#14: The Marias - No One Noticed (-5) (2 wk: Peak #9)

#13: Taylor Swift - I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #13)

#12: Beabadoobee - Beaches (-5) (2 wk: Peak #7)

#11: Taylor Swift - The Manuscript (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #11)

Throwback Extra: Katy Perry - Firework

#10: Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club (-9) (2 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk)

#9: Cynthia Erivo & Ariana Grande - Defying Gravity (-7) (2 wk: Peak #2)

#8: Finneas - For Crying Out Loud (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #8)

#7: Finneas - Lotus Eater (-1) (2 wk: Peak #6)

#6: Finneas - Little Window (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #6)

Almost There Extra: Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else

#5: Finneas - Same Old Story (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #5)

#4: Halsey - Ego (+1) (2 wk: Peak #4)

#3: Sabrina Carpenter - Dumb & Poetic (=) (2 wk: Peak #3)

#2: Taylor Swift - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #2)

#1: Laufey - Goddess (Debut) (1 wk: Peak #1 for 1 wk)

Almost There

Doechii - Denial Is A River

Sza - Bmf

Cynthia Erivo - I'm Not That Girl

Shinedown - Three Six Five

Lizzy McAlpine - Drunk, Running

Finneas - What's It Gonna Take To Break Your Heart?

Alessi Rose - IKYK

Sabrina Carpenter - Busy Woman

Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco & Gracie Abrams - Call Me When You Break Up

Benson Boone - Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else

Abyss/Recurrent

Ariana Grande - We Can't Be Friends

Brandi Carlile - The Joke

Brandi Carlile - The Mother

Camila Cabello - First Man

Gracie Abrams - I Know It Won't Work

Katy Perry - Firework

Laufey - From The Start

Laufey - Second Best

Lizzy McAlpine - Ceilings

Mitski - My Love Mine All Mine

Olivia Rodrigo - Teenage Dream

Olivia Rodrigo - Vampire

Taylor Swift - All Too Well

Taylor Swift - Closure

Taylor Swift - Death By A Thousand Cuts

Taylor Swift - Enchanted

Taylor Swift - Epiphany

Taylor Swift - Happiness

Taylor Swift - Last Kiss

Taylor Swift - State Of Grace

Taylor Swift - The Best Day

Taylor Swift - The Way I Loved You

Taylor Swift - Timeless

Taylor Swift - Tolerate It

I'll add more to that list later, but that's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

{She's Feeling Twenty-Two Pt.3} Every Olivia Rodrigo song ranked!

Hi! So, for the finale of this three-part series in celebration of Olivia Rodrigo's belated 22nd birthday, I decided to do a post that I've been wanting to do for a while now: a complete ranking of all 41 Olivia Rodrigo songs. Since this is my first time ranking every song by an artist, I have a lot of disclaimers to get out of the way. For one, as always, this is subjective, and some of my choices are probably somewhat controversial, but I don't want to wake up with 8 trillion comments saying "you are cancelled". Also, Olivia Rodrigo has way more than these 41 songs, so here's a quick rundown of what's included and what's not.

What I included:

- Every song on Sour

- Every song on Guts, both the main edition and the (spilled) edition

- Original songs that Olivia sings for High School Musical: The Musical: The Series

- Other released non-album songs by Olivia

What I didn't include:

- Unreleased songs

- Covers

- Remixes or other alternate versions of existing songs

- Bizaardvark soundtrack songs (many of these are great by the way, but they're really not meant as "proper songs" so it wouldn't be fair to include them)

Also, I'm color coding the ranking. The color code has no correlation to how much I like the songs: it's based on what album they come from.

Blue = Sour

Purple = Guts

White = non-album

Finally, I'm splitting the songs into tiers, using Olivia Rodrigo lyrics to name them. Alright, without further ado, let's get into this special ranking!

Dude nice try (2/5 - they have their redeeming qualities, but overall they're not very good):

#41: Youth Actors Conservatory Alma Mater - Since numerous songs on Guts grew on me significantly, Olivia Rodrigo has no songs that I think of as truly bad, but this was the one I had to choose for last place. It's admittedly a cool concept to have Olivia sing an acoustic ballad version of this HSMTMTS alma mater, but it feels inauthentic and honestly kinda boring at times. Also, it's only one minute long. I wasn't sure whether to include this or not, but it technically meets the criteria, so I did.

#40: Girl I've Always Been - My choice for her lowest-ranked album song. This has some nice lyrics, and the production is fine? But I really cannot get into this vocal stylization. I don't think it sounds like Olivia, which is primarily why I don't like to listen to this song.

A stranger I know everything about (3/5 - not great, not bad, just existent):

#39: Baby Is You - Yes, I'm counting this one. Since it was technically "released" even though it was just a snippet from the credits of the movie Driving Home 2 U, it meets the criteria of "other released non-album songs by Olivia". The version I'm ranking is not the full unreleased version: this is the minute-long phone-recorded snippet from the credits, so naturally it can't be very high up, but I would love it if she released a full version of it.

#38: Granted - This is one of those songs where a longer, updated version separate from HSMTMTS might be better.

#37: Bad Idea Right - My "least favorite" song across the main album editions, and also my least favorite single from Olivia Rodrigo. I don't really think this had to be a single. It's fun, it's cute, it's just far from one of Olivia's best works.

#36: Wondering (with Julia Lester) - A nice little ballad, but extremely forgettable in the grand scheme of things.

#35: Just For A Moment (with Joshua Bassett) - Major plot moment and some strong vocals, but there's not much to it outside the show.

Ur ok (4/5 - songs I like but don't willingly come back to very often):

#34: Born To Be Brave (with Dara Renee) - Fun song with a good message.

#33: Brutal - My "least favorite" song on Sour. The way it's written is very creative, but at times somewhat distracting.

#32: Obsessed - The first bonus track I heard, since it was on my edition of the album, and she performed it on the Guts tour before the (spilled) edition was released. The song that leaves us all wondering what her boyfriend's ex's star sign and blood type are.

#31: Even When / The Best Part (with Joshua Bassett) - Really cool concept to have Nini & Ricky write two songs that mash up together. I like Olivia's part significantly more though.

#30: All American Bitch - I stand by my theory that this song is a list of things Olivia tells herself whenever she feels like everything she describes in Brutal. Olivia's two opening tracks are two sides of the same coin.

#29: The Grudge - My opinions on either side of the Taylivia feud songs are naturally kinda biased. Let's just pretend the only song either one of them wrote about each other is Taylor Swift's Clara Bow...

#28: Love Is Embarrassing - The title alone is relatable, but the choice to sing like a 50s Broadway star in the bridge baffles me to this day.

#27: Second Chance (with Joshua Bassett, Matt Cornett, and Sofia Wylie) - I guess this was a nice moment for all four of these characters in HSMTMTS.

#26: I Think I Kinda, You Know (with Joshua Bassett) - So cute.

#25: Jealousy, Jealousy - This has faded on me slightly, as the "jealousy" concept was much improved by Pretty Isn't Pretty. But it's still a good song with an all too relatable concept at its core.

#24: So American - I have a random theory about the second verse of this song: she changes the pronouns from "he" to "you", which makes me think she's singing about a different person there. According to my interpretation, "he" refers to Louis, her current boyfriend, and "you" refers to her exes who did her wrong, so this song is about showing her exes that she's found someone who makes her happier. "God, I'm so boring, and I'm so rude / Can't have a conversation if it's not all about you" would mean she's "boring" and "rude" for talking to Louis about her exes who did her wrong. "The way you dress and the books you read" would therefore be an insult, like "you have no taste in fashion or books compared to Louis". Just a thought :}

I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love (5/5 - great songs I listen to frequently):

#23: Making The Bed - Doesn't everyone have those moments where it's you who's been making the bed?

#22: Pretty Isn't Pretty - She's feeling twenty-twoooooo, and conveniently the song in this placement is about something we can all probably relate to All Too Well (22 Minute Version) (Olivia's Version).

#21: Out Of The Old - Underrated HSMTMTS gem.

#20: Enough For You - Omg she sang this on the moon.

#19: The Rose Song - One of Liv's earliest moments where her songwriting is on full display.

#18: Traitor - He didn't cheat, but he's still a traitor.

#17: All I Want - Very popular opinion: this is the best song from HSMTMTS.

#16: Scared Of My Guitar - I wouldn't be scared of her guitar.

#15: Stranger - Essentially Olivia's version of the magnificent Clean by Taylor Swift, and my favorite Guts (spilled) bonus track.

#14: Happier - I love the story behind this song, which she explained on the Guts tour, about how she wrote it on a bathroom break between takes on HSMTMTS. Never thought I'd say this, but I hope she writes more songs in the bathroom.

#13: 1 Step Foward, 3 Steps Back - The one song that she got permission to sample a Taylor Swift song on is conveniently placed at lucky 13. I honestly like this quite a bit more than New Years Day, the Taylor song that this interpolates.

#12: Drivers License - Who could ever forget this song? The Olivia Rodrigo song, her debut single, which broke tons of records, and was literally everywhere in 2021. And it was never a single bit overplayed.

#11: Get Him Back - I'll recycle what I said in my water analysis from yesterday: she could either get him back, or she could G E T   H I M   B A C K .

#10: Deja Vu - On the drive to the Olivia Rodrigo concert, I was listening to Olivia Rodrigo on shuffle, and I cannot tell you how many times this song played. Let's just say I had deja vu every time I heard it.

#9: Logical - The sky. The grass. Iykyk.

#8: Hope Ur Ok - Olivia's most narrative song with a very Swiftian writing style. I kinda want her to write more songs in this style, and I'm sure she will.

#7: Favorite Crime - I love how she captures the excitement and the toxicity of the relationship in such simplistic lyrics.

#6: Ballad Of A Homeschooled Girl - Love Is Embarrassing walked so Ballad Of A Homeschooled Girl could break a glass and trip and fall, tell secrets it shouldn't tell, stumble over all its words, make it weird, make it worse, and make it better.

#5: Lacy - One of this album's biggest growers that I think is about Sabrina Carpenter.

#4: Good 4 U - Already an absolute classic in Olivia's catalog, and a rare case of a major radio single being my favorite song on an album. Every song on Sour has now been eliminated.

#3: Can't Catch Me Now - My favorite non-album song from Olivia by a long shot. She's here, she's there, she's everywhere. Every non-album song has now been eliminated, so Guts is the only album left.

Cuts right through to my heart (6/5 - an extremely special song):

#2: Vampire - Another rare single choice that I think is absolutely amazing, enough to get the elusive 6/5 rating. Easily my favorite single by Olivia Rodrigo, and one of my favorite singles by anyone. The evolution, the lyrics, the power... it's the type of song we need so much more of!!! But what if I told you there's one song that's even higher ranked than this? Yeah, you all know what #1 is...

Aren't you the greatest thing to ever exist? (10/5 - my second-favorite song of all time!!!!!!!!!!):

#1: Teenage Dream - There will be no further explanation. With Guts finally being eliminated, that concludes my ranking.

Happy 22 to Olivia Rodrigo again! That's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

{She's Feeling Twenty-Two Pt.2} Olivia Rodrigo & water: an analysis nobody asked for

Hi! If you're reading this, happy late birthday Olivia Rodrigo! In celebration of the amazing Liv Rod feeling twenty-twoooooo as of nine days ago, I decided to make a triple-post. Earlier I posted a ranking of all of Olivia Rodrigo's music videos (which I'll update regularly), and now I have this possibly unnecessarily deep analysis of one symbol that appears in almost every Liv vid: WATER. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "Hallett, you've officially gone insane." As if I hadn't already gone insane 1,234,567,890,987,654,321 years ago.

I genuinely see water as a symbol in many Olivia Rodrigo videos. I don't know if anyone else has noticed this before me, or if it's intentional or not, but it seems to symbolize an idea of escape, whether that be from a past relationship, or the everyday challenges that come with growing up, or maybe something else entirely. So, next time you watch an Olivia music video, pay attention to any appearance of water. I've connected every music video to a use of water as a symbol of escape, and it's actually more interesting than you're probably thinking...

..ooooooookay fine. I'll admit, at least two of these are stretching this a little bit, and one of them is actually referencing a movie I've never watched so I don't quite understand the video, but most of them are more interesting than you're probably thinking. Also, I know that this is a "common"-ish motif. It's also used in Taylor Swift songs & videos... and in the book Fahrenheit 451... and a lot of other things. And I know it's also mentioned in a few lyrics of Olivia's, but I'm not going to go through all of those right now. This is just her music videos.

(I'll just say quickly, my favorite three uses of the water motif in her lyrics are "I fell for you like waterfalls from the February sky / But now the current's stronger and I couldn't get out if I tried / You convinced me, baby" from Logical, "In the shower, in the car, in the mirror before bed" from The Grudge, possibly referencing the car from the Drivers License video, which I'll get to later, and even though it's a common phrase, the clever choice of "Crying on the floor of my bathroom" to convey a longing for escape in Good 4 U.)

Anyway let's start now!

All I Want: feeling extremely close to an escape

Since the very beginning, Olivia has been making super well-crafted videos, and her debut music video already has a genuinely great use of the water motif. For most of the second half of the video, Olivia is playing a piano directly on top of what appears to be a large body of water. However, she never seems to go inside this water. This means she feels like she's so close to this water (i.e. escaping her sadness through finding someone who makes her happy) but never quite reaches it. Additionally, this might seem like a stretch, but since the piano and the bench are standing directly on top of the water, it looks like the water may not actually be real, which might reference the fact that her expectations of an escape aren't actually realistic.

Drivers License: illusion of escape when an ex is thought about the most

Yes, before you ask, rain counts as water, because... well, rain is literally water, why shouldn't I count it? I'm not sure if this is actually rain or not, but in the closeup scenes of Olivia driving in the car, there are noticeable lines on the window that resemble rain. This means that Olivia is at least faintly seeing the escape while inside the car, i.e. the place where she thinks about her ex the most. However, the escape doesn't actually exist. This is because in literally every scene that takes place outside of the car, there is no rain. The rain from inside the car is simply an illusion caused by thinking intensely about the relationship: that's when she begins to believe that there is an escape.

Deja Vu: being pulled away from escape

While it's not my #1 favorite video of hers, this is my favorite use of the water symbolism. A prominent scene in this music video is a scene of Olivia walking on the beach, slowly moving towards water. But just as she's nearing this escape, something happens every time - the scene rewinds. So, essentially, she's being pulled away from escape every time she comes close. It's pretty self-explanatory: she feels like she's going to come close to escape, but constantly becomes farther away from it. It's super simple, but I really love this one.

Good 4 U: finding escape in the end

This is my favorite overall music video Olivia Rodrigo has. This is the first one where Olivia actually does escape. A huge theme in this video (which may be symbolized by the fire) is revenge. But the iconic room at the end of the video is not only on fire: it's flooded with water. This notably appears during the line "crying on the floor of my bathroom", which makes me think this water is Olivia's tears. So the escape here was found through "crying" about the situation and pouring it out into a song to express her feelings about her ex. In the end, the water beats out the fire, and the escape beats out the revenge, so the final scene is in a very simplistic setting: just Olivia and water. This video is probably her most Easter-egg-packed video, while still having a well-made story, which is why it's my favorite Liv vid so far.

Traitor: lack of a lasting escape

So, this is kinda the video that made me first realize this motif. Water is very prominent in this video. At first, Olivia is surrounded by it but never fully in it, and therefore not escaping the anger & depression brought on by her ex's betrayal of her. When she reaches this water, her first instinct is to jump into it for an immediate escape. But here's the thing about escape: it can't last forever. She can't stay submerged underwater forever, so she has to lift her head out of it sometimes. This is another one that's pretty straightforward, but I love how it's done here.

Brutal: escape piled on by others & the escape itself beginning to escape

This is a weird one, but trust me, it makes sense if you really think about it. Normally, I wouldn't think of crying as a part of this escape motif, but this video has very bold, exaggerated crying filters that somehow manage to highlight the fact that tears are, indeed, water. This could very well be unintentional, but I couldn't help but notice the fact that the tear filters in this video appear almost as if they were water dripping down her face after it was poured on by someone else, which makes me think that here it's symbolizing someone expecting (almost "forcing") her to escape from the challenges she describes in this song, which ultimately doesn't work because it'll spill right down her face. Also, there's a scene in this video with popping bubbles, which could mean the escape itself is escaping from her, or "popping".

Vampire: holding on to false escape

This is another one of my favorite uses of the water symbolism. In the first half of this video, we just see Olivia near water, which is something that appears in a lot of these videos: being close to escape but not quite reaching it. But there's a twist: after the first chorus, it is clearly revealed that this is all staged. The water is not real. In the song, she mentions the escape of reminiscing about the past relationship ("I see the parties and the diamonds sometimes when I close my eyes") but this is when she realizes that this won't work in the long term as an escape ("Six months of torture you sold as some forbidden paradise"). I love how this scenery change so subtly captures these two simple yet powerful lines. As the video progresses, she gets farther and farther away from this false escape, and eventually even starts flying. But the thing is, she doesn't want to. She wants to go back on the stage, because she'll even settle for a false escape in this situation. She just doesn't want to be completely removed from escape.

Bad Idea Right: escape becoming more powerful and tempting

Of course, every artist has to have... the rain video. That one music video where all you ever see is rain everywhere. But just like with Taylor Swift's Delicate video, Livrod uses this rain as a symbol for finally reaching escape. As the video continues, the rain continues, and gets more and more powerful... and more tempting to meet with her ex as an escape from the pain of their breakup, even though she knows deep inside that it's a bad idea. The rain is just screaming her name this whole time. Not much to say for this one, it's another straightforward use of the motif.

Get Him Back: being surrounded by vague signs of escape

Uh... so, these last three are definitely the stretchiest. This particular video actually doesn't have any water in it, but I noticed that an insane amount of this video is a water-like teal-ish color, from the walls to the furniture to quite a few of the cars. And the breaking windows kinda vaguely resemble water here. I think the point here is that she's not truly finding escape, but she's seeing so many signs that remind her of the fact that there's an escape somewhere out there, which exactly reflects on the theme of this song being about conflicting feelings regarding what to do to her ex: she could either get him back, or she could G E T   H I M   B A C K . (Literally just came up with that right as I'm typing this, I don't know why.)

Obsessed: there's no escape

Because there's no water. Except for that one random person crying, but that doesn't count here. And the blue carpeting on the stairs, but it's such a rich, vivid blue that no water could ever be. There's not even really a slight sign of true escape: just pure obsession. Ok, moving on.

Can't Catch Me Now: escape being very distant... maybe?

Yeah I don't know for this one. I still haven't watched the movie that this song was featured in, so I don't know all the lore behind this song or this video. From what I've seen, it seems like there is an escape but it's just very distant, as we see a body of water way off into the background, which would fit the theme of this song about feeling like you could escape someone but not. But there's this one scene of someone who appears to be putting a dead human body into this water, and I'm not quite sure what that's all about. I might eventually update this if I watch the movie and figure out what all this means, but for now I'll just stick with this.

That's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

{She's Feeling Twenty-Two Pt.1} Every Olivia Rodrigo music video ranked!

Hi! Happy (sorry I'm nine whole days late) 22nd birthday to Olivia Rodrigo! So, you may be wondering, "Hallett, why is this post so small?" Well, this is a three-part series in celebration of Olivia's big year and (hopefully) her third album coming soon. The first part is very small, but it's related to both of the next few posts. I've done this with Taylor, so now I'm doing it with Olivia. This page will regularly update whenever Liv has a new video. Anyway, here are all... eleven videos of hers, ranked from my least favorite to my favorite. The criteria remains the same: these are only official music videos, I'm not counting scenes from TV shows as videos, and I'm ranking them based on the visuals, not the songs. Anyway, here is my ranking!

#11: All I Want 🎹 - Well, it was hard to choose a last place. This video is undeniably really cool, but of course it was her first music video so it wasn't super developed yet, and it's really just a performance of the song out in the desert with an orchestra behind her. Love the scenery, it just doesn't match up to the stunning visuals in some of her other videos.

#10: Obsessed 🎖- Interestingly, the first two videos eliminated were her earliest and her most recent. I don't quite understand this one. The setting's a little out-of-place, but there are a lot of funny moments throughout.

#9: Brutal 📱 - A bit of an unusual video. Some distracting effects, but I think that's kinda the whole point.

#8: Bad Idea Right? ☔️ - The rain scenes are cool. Not much to say.

#7: Can't Catch Me Now 🐍 - As someone who hasn't seen this movie and doesn't get a lot of the references here, I still love this aesthetic. I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Hunger Games songs are pretty much always good, and so are Hunger Games music videos! This means that, unsurprisingly, non-album singles was the first "album" eliminated from the ranking.

#6: Drivers License 🚗 - Her first video for an album single, and right from the start, she knew what she was doing.

#5: Traitor 🐠 - One of the things I love about Liv vids is that they have a common motif of water as a metaphor for escape. This is done really well here.

#4: Deja Vu 🌴 - Honestly my favorite use of the water symbolism, and one of her most aesthetically pleasing videos.

#3: Get Him Back 🔪 - I'm gonna guess this was one of her hardest videos to make.

#2: Vampire 🧛 - Just one word: gorgeous. Guts is now the first real album eliminated from the ranking.

#1: Good 4 U 🔥 - This has to have been the hardest video to make. Obviously the highlight is that the fire and water at the end is real... omg. And the Easter eggs are great: she's dressed as a cheerleader because she's sarcastically pretending to cheer her ex on for doing better without her, and she commits Taylor Swift-style arson by burning said ex's house down, and of course she buys popcorn at the store to eat as she observes the scene. This was her third video and she was already making top-tier cinematography. With Sour being the last album eliminated, that concludes my ranking!

That's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

So... about this whole "schedule" thing...

Great... another one of these. These aren't always fun to make, but I feel that sometimes they're necessary. Anyway, I made this post because... *sigh* I already want to get rid of my blogging schedule.

(Yes, this isn't a troll. I legitimately couldn't sustain a schedule for more than one month. I'm that lazy.)

No, I'm not lazy. It's not even that I just get burnt out easily. I'm just so busy outside of blogging. I don't like to reveal anything about my personal life on this platform, and that still very much stands, but I'll just say it truthfully: I do stuff. I have a life. And blogging isn't always my top priority. In fact, it's almost never my top priority. 

Really the reason I created a schedule for myself is not that I like schedules. It's that I felt like somehow I wasn't posting as much as I should, and so I didn't get as many views as I'd hoped just because the viewers can never predict when I'll release one post, or when I'll release a special series of twenty posts, or when I'll disappear for two weeks, or when I'll have my blog deactivated for months on end, with the constant worry that I could at any moment be gone forever without any announcement. But it's not like I was getting pressured, or made fun of, or even lacking recognition. I have viewers, and not once has anyone said anything bad about my blog, except myself, over and over and over. This is not to say I want to stop blogging. I have good ideas for posts, and I'm usually able to have fun with blogging if it's content I enjoy reviewing. I actually have a series of fun Olivia Rodrigo-related posts planned for her big twenty-twooooooo birthday this week! I just think I'll feel better if I go back to how I was before: posting whenever I feel motivated, even if that means posting less than once a week.

Additionally, this might sound like I'm repeating the same things I had said in that post from June 2024 (iykyk) but the countdown & Hitbound posts in particular sometimes feel *ahem* robotic. And as I've said before, I don't just mean that I have more fun reviewing good songs as opposed to bad songs. For example, as much as I despise that monstrosity of a song that is Fat Juicy & Wet, it gave me interesting material for blogging content since it was so laughably bad that it's at least kinda fun to analyze. But it's not fun to review a whole Hitbound full of songs that are just decently tolerable and have no positive or negative qualities and are just gonna be forgotten in three days. So I don't think I'm gonna post any countdown or Hitbound reviews anytime soon unless it either becomes drastically amazing or drastically horrible.

It doesn't necessarily have to be exactly how it was before where it was completely unpredictable when I'd post or when I'd take weeks off. Some things will remain semi-scheduled. I'll still (for now) try my best to post an album review every month, a personal chart every month, at least one other post every month, and bigger projects for special events like holidays or hitting a milestone number of blog views. But I want to be more flexible so that blogging doesn't feel like a chore. Blogging was never a requirement for me. The whole point for why I blog has always stayed the same throughout my on-and-off two years in the community: as a fun way of sharing my opinions on today's music. If it doesn't feel fun, then there's no point in it.

Anyway, I also want to take this time to give a shoutout to bloggers like Ethan & Hippo for actually being able to live with having a schedule and (particularly in Ethan's case) the occasional pressure from viewers, and Bubby for the sheer amount of posts they get out and their quite versatile posting genres. I must commend your dedication to blogging and I genuinely can't even fully imagine all of the work you put into it. Once again, I'm don't plan on leaving this community. I definitely want to continue blogging for at least one more year, depending on what happens in my life up to that point. I'm just trying not to care as much about what people think of my blog, so I'll be a much less regular poster in order to give me time to focus on my life outside of blogging.

(TL;DR - My blog will no longer operate on a strict schedule, partially due to a recent lack of interest in Hitbound, but mostly because of an increasingly busy personal life and not wanting to prioritize blogging as if it is a requirement. I'll still plan on monthly album reviews, personal charts, and other random posts, but I'll be more flexible with my schedule. Also, special shoutouts to bloggers who put in the work to regularly post. I could never.)

That's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!

This album deserves more recognition for cryin' out loud!

Hello and welcome to my second monthly album review of 2025! This is a review of an album by someone who's pretty famous but, in my opinion, not quite famous enough: Finneas. Some of you might not know who Finneas is, some of you might remember him from previous songs on Hits 1 like For Cryin' Out Loud, Till Forever Falls Apart, or Let's Fall In Love For The Night, and some of you might just know him as the brother of Billie Eilish. Well, I think of him as Finneas. His solo music is actually quite great. It does have its similarities to Billie, but there are obviously many notable distinctions. So, I decided to review his most recent album, titled For Cryin' Out Loud!

I just noticed as I'm writing this that this is my first review of an album by a solo male artist, and only my second review of any album by male artists, which was previously only held by Pearl Jam. Kinda surprising, but kinda not considering most of the major celebrities in the music world right now are female.

Also... yes, I know I have not been following my schedule recently. Part of that in the last few days has been due to seeing Finneas in concert, having some power & internet issues due to winter weather, and other things I'd rather not discuss here (pls don't worry), but I will go a little bit more into detail about that tomorrow in a separate post. Anyway, let's just get into the album review!

1. Starfucker

My rating: 5/5 Great

Well that's an interesting title. Immediately when I saw it, I thought of that line from Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo, and I wasn't quite sure what to expect out of this song. It's actually a semi-rare case of a great opening track. Right from the unique piano line at the beginning, I was instantly pretty certain that this album would be quite the awesome one. One thing that Finneas does really well in his music (and the same goes for Billie's music) is evolution. This song progresses from a melancholy reflection on a breakup to pure anger about a toxic person. I love the way the chorus changes from "I was yours before you were cool" to "I'd still be yours for sure but you're cruel", completely changing the meaning of the song. Already one of my top 5 favorites on the album.

2. What's It Gonna Take To Break Your Heart?

My rating: 5/5 Great

So, this album was promoted with three singles, two of which were great choices, and one of which, in my opinion, shouldn't have been a single, which we'll get to very soon. I know exactly what I would've chosen as a single instead: this song. This would've been such a great single! It's got a sound that's upbeat enough for radio but not to the point where it's unenjoyable to listen to, and the lyrics have a deep message behind them but are catchy and slightly repetitive, like a lot of radio singles. Also, this song sonically reminds me of Espresso for some reason. It's a really random comparison, I know, but I'll never be able to unhear it. (They both mention coffee in the lyrics also!) I feel like this is a vocal strong point on the album, showing off Finneas's incredible range, and even the backup singer, who I thought for sure was Billie when I first heard it but is apparently someone named Lucy Healey, sounds genuinely really good. Starting the album strong!

3. Cleats

My rating: 3/5 Decent

We've reached the first single on the tracklist, and... this is the one I mentioned before. I don't think this should've been a single, but it's still an okay song. (I mean, it's Finneas, how bad can it possibly get?) Although it's definitely my least favorite song on the album, it redeems itself in a lot of ways: the lyrics are quite clever in the verses, and there are some cool elements to this song's production also. However, I find a lot of it, particularly the chorus and the guitar riffs throughout, to be a bit too repetitive and not evolving enough, and therefore feeling boring compared to other songs on the album. Really nothing else I have to say here, just an incredibly generic song.

4. Little Window

My rating: 5/5 Great

If I were to re-review Hit Me Hard And Soft (which I'm not doing btw, but just hypothetically) most of the ratings wouldn't change, other than giving Wildflower a lower rating. I love how Wildflower sounds musically, but the lyrics fall flat for me. Well, this song gave me just what Wildflower was missing: some strong lyrics to fit with this similar production style. Most of the songs on this album (and really most music in general) are breakup songs, but this is thought to be an exception, with the lyrics being interpreted as written about feeling depressed due to spending too much time on social media: the "little window" motif mentioned throughout the song refers to a cell phone. And when I say the production sounds a lot like Wildflower, I mean that in a good way. It doesn't feel like he copied himself or his sister. It makes it seem like the two songs are connected in some way. I'm not sure exactly how, but there's probably some relation beyond just the artists. But that doesn't matter right now. Another great song!

5. 2001

My rating: 4/5 Good

Yeah, this one's a bit less interesting to me but still a solid song. According to Finneas as stated on the FCOL tour, this song is about getting stood up by a date. Some of the lyrics are quite cleverly written as usual for Finneas, but nothing is really standing out to me. The production is cool albeit a bit generic. There are a few particularly cool-sounding elements to it: I love the drums in this song. But yeah, overall just a generic but good song that I'll probably not come back to as much as other songs on the album, but it's not bad at all.

6. Same Old Story

My rating: 5/5 Great

Yes! I consider this my favorite song on the album. I must say, though it obviously didn't ruin my entire concert experience, I was disappointed at the fact that Finneas played every song on his album at the FCOL tour except Same Old Story, which just so happens to be my favorite song on the album (which I'm sure is an unpopular opinion so it doesn't surprise me much, but I still wish he did it). This is a bit of an odd comparison, but sonically, this song kinda reminds me of Happiness by Taylor Swift. It's in the same key (a key I don't usually like, unless it's with this style of song), and has a similar sort of progression, starting with sparse synths playing simple chords and adding more touches of synthesized sounds throughout. About halfway through, the drums kick in and the song reaches its climax. And of course, the lyrics here are also quite great. The title is pretty much self-explanatory: the song is about having to deal with... well, the same old story over and over in a relationship, never being able to escape the same routines. A lot of these lyrics I find relatable and well-written. Magnificent song, a definite favorite from the start.

7. Sweet Cherries

My rating: 4/5 Good

Well, after that masterpiece, now we have this song that's a bit less great. Don't get me wrong, I like this song. Some of the experimental synth sounds actually sound really cool. After a while that one that's really loud and scratchy-ish can get distracting, but it works for the most part. I like the lyrics and the story they tell, starting with interest in someone and ending in heartbreak, but there are other songs that do it better. I'm not always particularly a fan of the whole "two songs in one" concept (usually it's done well) and in this case it's fine but I think it could've been more connected. But overall, the lyrics are well-written and the production sounds pretty cool so I can't bring the song down very much at all. It's just, again, one of the few songs on this album that I don't imagine myself coming back to listen to regularly.

8. For Cryin' Out Loud

My rating: 5/5 Great

We've finally reached the title track and probably this album's "biggest hit", and it's a rare case of a radio single that I consider one of an album's top songs. This was the only song from the album that made it onto Hits 1, although it dropped out of Hitbound. (Unfortunately Finneas still, as far as I know, has yet to have any solo songs on the Hits 1 Weekend Countdown, not counting being featured on Ashe's top five hit Till Forever Falls Apart in 2021.) What stands out the most about this song is the production: this song showcases Finneas's genre-blending pretty much at its best. The combination of rock elements with jazz-like brass instrumentation sounds so great to me, and fits well with the lyrics. By the way, the lyrics are also very clever, even though they're about a concept some people might see as overused (I disagree): about being in love with someone who makes you insane. I think this was a great single choice, and also a great album title choice. But most importantly, it's just a flat-out great song.

9. Family Feud

My rating: 5/5 Great

Well, I had a feeling that Finneas probably wrote a song about his sister. They obviously have a close relationship especially in the music world, and this song gives imagery & descriptions of the usual interactions and relationship between Finneas & Billie, both the good and the bad. I love these types of songs, and Finneas unsurprisingly does it really well. The production also, as usual, sounds great and fits the lyrics in such a nice way. It has a very nostalgic, acoustic, pure sound to it that supports the lyrics gorgeously. I don't really have anything else to say for this one, it's just, once again, another great song.

10. Lotus Eater

My rating: 5/5 Great

Alright, the finale has arrived. And guess what? Surprise, this is one of few albums that starts and ends on a great song! Based on how many times I recommended this song to Hits 1 and when I placed it on my personal top 20 chart, you probably knew it was a favorite of mine. It's definitely my favorite of the three singles, and probably my third-favorite song on the album, just following Little Window & Same Old Story. It's a great, reflective closer that works especially well considering its lyrical & thematic parallels to the opening track, Starfucker. And also, the production is stellar. This is my favorite rock moment for Finneas. This song feels almost like punk-rock while still having the jazz elements I notice in a lot of his music. Really, this song is just such a great closer to such a great album. Great. Great. Great. Great!

Conclusion

Overall album rating: 92% (Great Album)

This album has the same score as Gracie Abrams' The Secret Of Us. I didn't quite know what to expect. I knew for sure it'd be great, but I wasn't sure whether it would have more of a low-great score comparable to that of Dark Matter or Eternal Sunshine, or an absolutely stunning score like Hit Me Hard And Soft, Evermore, or either Olivia Rodrigo album, but it got a score right in the middle of the "great album" spectrum. Overall, great album!

Favorite songs: What's It Gonna Take To Break Your Heart, Little Window, Same Old Story, For Cryin' Out Loud, Lotus Eater

"Least" favorite song: Cleats

That's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!