{*BONUS* 13th Day Of Christmas *BONUS*} 500-page reviews of each individual song that's ever been written

Surprise! There's a secret lucky 13th day! Here, I will finally share this epic post I keep hinting at: 500-page reviews of each individual song that's ever been written, from the Seikilos Epitaph all the way to Smile by Morgan Wallen, and everything in between. Every single one of them.

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ALMOST THERE!

Uhhh... it magically disappeared?

Yeah, I think you all knew this was coming. However, I do have an announcement! It's a new year, and I'm apparently an entirely new person because I have a schedule now. You will (hopefully) see a Hits 1 Weekend Countdown/Hitbound overview on my blog every Sunday, and one other post every Friday, which will be an album review every other week!

Sorry if you were actually expecting 500-page reviews of each individual song that's ever been written. I hope my wonderful schedule makes up for it.

Also, here is a mostly chronological compilation of some of my favorite posts to make from throughout 2024! (Yes, I know, some of them are actually from January 2025...)

A moderately normal week - Hits 1 Weekend Countdown 4/12/24 (why this random "moderately normal" countdown review is my third most viewed post is beyond me)

A re-review of Olivia Rodrigo's "Guts"

A SWEET review for a SOUR album

My most tortured album review yet...

Top 15 Worst & Best Songs of 2023

Countdown Predictions 5/4/24

Not surprised this happened on the first countdown of summer - Hits 1 Weekend Countdown 6/22/24

I didn't give this album enough of a chance before... it actually hits hard (and soft)

A mini Hits 1 catchup post - Weeks of 7/20-8/3

I really wanted to review this album, even though it was released almost 700 midnights ago

This DARK album might have MATTERed a lot this year if it were released on any other day

Nope, it's not quite over yet: here's a SHORT bonus album review for one of the SWEETEST albums of the year

This week was incredibly terribly greatly awfully amazingly badly weird - Hits 1 9/28/24

Welcome to the Eras Tour (Hallett's Version)

Top 10 Worst Songs Of 2024

Top 20 Best Songs Of 2024

This EP made me realize that Christmas must be something more

This album will be adored, ever and evermore

FLAMES (TS12 Concept) (Hallett's Version)

UFOs (OR3 Concept) (Hallett's Version)

And last but not least...

um... hi? (yeah I'm kidding, that post can die in a fire)

Thank you so much for reading my blog! Happy late holidays and happy 2025. I firmly believe 2025 will be a much better year than 2024. That's all for now! Byeeeeeeeeee!